Another old one, 2002 this time. This was for a kid in my dorm last year; I haven't talked to him since last November. But a bunch of us used to get together in his room and watch "Taken" on SciFi every night for a while, so he was cool. Heh.
This one's for Lyosha, who is of course a terribly patient soul, and hardly ever beats an idiot to death with a salmon while screaming "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?", no matter how much she may secretly wish to.