It ain't for us. It don't fit. It wasn't supposed to be this way.
aintfors.gif - 1998-10-21
An unpleasant message.
bukapain.jpg - 2000-02-06
Oh, what-ever. The daft piece you see here was intended all along to be uploaded in place of the silly and very primitive sketch which had all the eBay and © crap on it, once the auction had ended and the 'joke' was over. Tough room indeed, I see that now, but my thanks go out to the dozen-odd individuals gifted with a sense of humor, who shared a giggle with me here at the expense of nobody. Pardon the unintended and unexpected eruption of b.s., but remember - life is short and crap is 100% biodegradable.
bullshxt.jpg - 1999-12-10
Some kinna comfy hotel suite. My entry for an online collaborative project.
cement.jpg - 2000-07-14
It's some kinna beaky feller.
dimples3.jpg - 2000-07-02
It says how much I love you... dumpling bubblefish, freaky mutant underwater thing. Did you hear they're remaking The Incredible Mr. Limpet? Picture this guy with Don Knott's voice. Nahhhh.
dumpling.jpg - 1999-12-19
An anthropomorphized interpretation of a dreaded and most loathful concept. :)
ffandomb.jpg - 1999-07-28
He makes like you! Like you long! ^_^ © moi! Nee! Pika! ^^ Chibi! Barf! ky0te! Love him! Love me!
flabsqgl.jpg - 1999-08-20
It's the enemy.
fronkstn.jpg - 2000-10-22
Reupload - a few simple revisions by popular demand. More depressing tomfoolery in poorly saturated blacks and browns.
golyglog.jpg - 1999-08-24
A Cautionary Tale
hapyfurz.jpg - 2001-01-08
Hey mickey!
itsalvng.jpg - 2000-07-04
He's always like that.
kanman.jpg - 1999-07-30
hi-de-ho
klystron.jpg - 2001-01-05
"Can we shoot the brown people yet?"
lechimpe.jpg - 2002-09-30
Fear not the lemon shark (reprise)
lemonshk.jpg - 1999-01-30
Unused extra from the lost Neil Gaiman episode.
moppet.jpg - 2001-10-10
Yes, everyone love mushy pics ...
owwie.jpg - 2000-10-26
Reclining Buddha
putty2.jpg - 2001-09-06
Ooo I'll be rich. I get 4% of all sales. Buy them soon, these guys will move quicker than Tickle Me Elmo. Christmas is only 80 shopping days away! Hurry!
sobemon.jpg - 1999-08-31
Vaguely surreal floating fox head with its tongue hanging out. I can offer no explanation for this picture. :o)
wuv.jpg - 1997-05-13
Look out, bunny, truck!
xactobny.jpg - 1999-08-30
Something else. A hurried ink doodle on actual paper. Or whatever.
zubabomo.gif - 1999-09-22