Oh, what-ever. The daft piece you see here was intended all along to be uploaded in place of the silly and very primitive sketch which had all the eBay and © crap on it, once the auction had ended and the 'joke' was over. Tough room indeed, I see that now, but my thanks go out to the dozen-odd individuals gifted with a sense of humor, who shared a giggle with me here at the expense of nobody. Pardon the unintended and unexpected eruption of b.s., but remember - life is short and crap is 100% biodegradable.