Explanation: I work for a defense contractor, and my department supports a minifactory known as Central Circuit Card Assembly (CCCA for short). Due to a recent merger, the work performed by CCCA is being moved out of state, while work performed at other facilities is being moved to our location. Thus, everyone in my department is scrambling to find a new position. I've been hearing a lot of jokes about "rats deserting a sinking ship," which reminded me of a certain blockbuster movie, which led to THIS.