Once upon a time, a yound girl asked the Count to draw a picture of her character for her. The Count was CRUEL and WICKED and LAZY like a mutha_______ (<---insert profane word here). That Count was none other than Count Matt Burticus. Uhh... but then Count Burticus decided to stop being stupid, and drew the picture and then decided to wax the kutyak... I do not know what that means, but it sounds funny... The End...