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- Tawana Gilroy's CatsWhisker, from the top down, singin'! (In place of the other shot of her I did, which I thought was lame.)
- Enter mah Luuuuuuv Mouth.
- Yet another midsummer "I'm alive!" report. And first comes a vision of Shelley Monaghan's Dawndra. (Don't worry abot the word 'peripatetic'; it has nothing to do with 'pathetic'. If you got an e-mail for me, just carbon-copy it to: [email protected]. I won't be here for a long while after this. Sorry, Shelley and Dawndra, both! Dawndra crght Shelley MONAHAN! (I was replacing your LN w/ Monaghans, Texas! Sorry, geography-nut's force of habit.
- Blurri yet again, (an' ain't she HUGE???) this time in a nondescript uniform representing my school, California State University, Dominguez Hills in Carson, CA...because if I don't represent my school, WHO WILL???
- Don' you look WARPED in this thingie, Ozy? If you take ANY offense to this, simply take revenge and draw me as one of the Spice Girls. If not, enjoy. Ozymandias crght Rain Simpson.
- UPDATE! Tis' an Emergency Blurri, which I drew for a fellow J.W.W., 'cause he asked. Tis also an application...Stinken, Blur has REALLY been gnawin' on my ear 'bout this Android Amazon Animals thing...she's an Amazon, she's an animal, and two outta three ain't bad...
- Cop one. TONIGHT.
- Sweaty elephants, a dingy dark-lit gym, bush-league wrestling and you, ya retarded puss. Drawn in 80 mins. w/no pencil underlines.
- And...gheez, wha'm I doin?...another container/shipping company logo, Asia's (China's?) Evergreen Line. Once again, its on trucks, just not this fancy.
- Guess her credit situation's got her angry! But...she see Toe Dude in the back? The second drawing done entirely with a .30mm/size 00 Koh-I-Noor Rapidograph technical pen.
- Now it's EXYSTTU! The Bono Rat with magical EXISTING powers! If you've had trouble existing before, he'll help you EXIST!!!
- One night over Sprin g Break, I got to thinkin' of Bob Drake a.k.a. Huskee, and I said, "Well, gee blimey!! Looky all the FAT on his art!" So, in some sorta tribute, I did this pic of a biggie-cat rteady to eat Arizona. Mmmmmm...sandy!
- By Sam Walton, Blue Cat, you would never have stopped me without this beast at your disposal! But next time...yeeeees...I'll have the IRRESISTIBLE OBJECT! You'll buy from me yet!
- And it appears that Fox - Tracy Butler's Fox - has got a virus problem. The pink butt-head bunny wills it so. As again, Fox (who needs a name) crght Tracy Butler.
- EEEEEK! IT'S A GIGA-TENTACLED CREATURE OF THE DAY AND HER SUB-MINION KITTIE! Naw, it's Hale-Bopp hedgehog in a exorcism-like pose with my resident kitty-in-bells Gawaine. Haley crght Candy Lewin.
- It appears the Gawaine hit Ride-O-Rocket in his kilt. (This was actually nearly completed around the time the Galaxy 4 satellite did a ballerina turn on us...but it woulda been so out of date by now, I just put 'im on the moon.)
- AWLRIGHT YOU MUGS! Uncle Gene wants YOU to jern his ermy an' help him rescue dance music from the BLAHS! Don't hafta git nasty, just gotta git DOWN! All you furries Jump awf your RUMP! He only demands FUNK and GROOVE from you! Gene Catlow crght Albert Temple, Uncle Jam concept crght 1979 George Clinton and the Parliafunkadelicment Thang.
- He don't look lahk nuthin' but trouble. Layer...after layer...of cheap Liquitex Basics + Winsor Newton Galeria acrylics (is it deadly to mix those?)
- Awkay, y'know of that ancient physical concept where you half a flat rectangular surface, then take one of thosew halves and half it, then half THAT half? That was used here. Somehow, this could be BETTER.
- For what I can not foretell, but this silliness reminds me of a Doublemint commercial, even without any recognizable twins. (Don't you love that Twix commercial that makes fun of Doublemint commercials?)
- Mr. Bunny upwind imagines himself a Monument of Testicular Fortitude holdin' a gun up to that chick like that.
- Did this to see what I could do in a few hours. Came out...a good percentage of the best it could have been - fit and finish errors.
- Y' know, folks, all through drawing this I thought of The Weathergirls' song "It's Raining Men" - but this earthbound guy seems none happy at all with the arrangement.
- Hmmm...make up a story. OK, one day in the West, there was a tornado. And...there was a child out there 50 feet from it and...an-yeah! Batman was not in the mood to go out! But Hank here (crght Emilie Bosworth), who has nothin' faster than his horse, reprimands 'im and tells im "Git in your Batmowha'ever and SAVE THAT CHILD!" So Batman did. Howzzat? Crght on pic
- One gay gray day, while thinking, Huskee was accosted by a frightful, indescribable fur. "Wanna bite o' my Prozac and cholesterol sammich?" says she. "DO I?!" the girthy dog gleefully yelled, and he immediately CHOMPt it from her rigormortoid possession. He gnawed her hand til it bled, but she didn't mind. And Huskee ate VEEEEERY happily ever after. Huskee crght Bob Drake.
- Here, Mrkikkl's Mom meets with Huskee...while apparently, all Huskee wants to do is sniff her face. (I'm gettin' 'im! I'm gettin' Huskee!) Huskee crght Bob Drake.
- While listening to the last track from the last Funkadelic album (I think), THE ELECTRIC SPANKING OF WAR BABIES - named "Icka Prick", this big thighed panther-girl was the most sane thing I could think of. I was also remembered reading about a few James Bond movies where the antagonist "took carnal pleasure in exploding men's heads by squeezing them between her ample thighs." So, I guess this is the culmination of those two. (Maybe she can also LIFT WEIGHTS WITH HER...naaaah.
- Eyya, folk! My college's stinkin' scanner was on the fritz, that's why I was gone! Now, to start small an' strange, here's another Invert favorite!
- What's the freekygeeky thing here, you ask! I drew it over Political Science class...UPSIDE DOWN! (Honest!) On the left is the original way it was drawn, on the right, the right-side up. (Duh. Sorry to insult any intelligence there.)
- Awhile back, I saw the artwork of Chan. Odom and decided, "She's cool. Why not draw her?" Not enuf Egyptians 'roun here! But I didn't know what to draw her as, so I put her on a cloud above a pyramid in...where on Earth...the San Joaquin Valley? Arizona? Palmdale?! Isis crght Chandra Odom, of course.
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