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< 5/7— Jason Furness (Howie, Mark) —7/7 >
- Jedd and Huskee like slightly-stale snax. So's I went to th' convenience store (where *nuthin'* is fresh) and got a buncha Sharktess brand cupcakes for them. Then I ran inta Howie n' Sharky at the beach. Sharky wuz lookin' for something with "cweamy fillin'". So's I gave em all cupcakes, and evryone's happy! 'Cept Howie, he's mad at Sharky for some reeson..(see shark.jpg) All chars. © there creators!
- Sharky again! She's in a remake of a sketch I did earlier. Now comes complete with color AND a *bad pun*, absolutely FREE! Artwork by Jason "Drugs will only Make him Worse" Furness, character © Meghan "I Forgot my Question" Dombrowski.
- I finally drew me little buddy Mitz-Fritz! Sharky has something he wants. Will he get it??? Um.... I don't know. These chars are both © Seby!
- And now for some of my art that was actually made in this century: The tradition of Fookazoid! Karaoke continues, this time with Sharky! (she's fun to draw) Everyone's favorite jacket-wearing winged lioness sings a highly butchered version of "I Am Woman" under yet another Photoshop spotlight. Sharky is still © Meghan, Seby, and Mitz-Fritz.
- Slicker starred in this play back in the early 1930's. If you get the joke, you win nothing. Ha!
- Will someone tell Slicker it's no longer the 1920's? Nuther one of my etchings, from 1995.
- This is one of Emmy's b-day presents, and an excuse to play with my shiny new copy of the infamous Photoshop(TM)(Reg. U.S. Pat. Off). She's holding a tiny li'l mill. The "Smite-Mill", perhaps?? Prolly not. Lookit the background! OK, the desc is over. The End. Go away!
- Here's a pic to let Miss-Ratfink-Lady know that I'm NOT dead. :) I had a dream last week about black snake that could purr, so here's Lucky holding that snake in another one of my strange pics. Now go on and have some cheese, you rrr-r-r-rr-rats!!
- I got Paint Shop Pro this Chwistmas. Then I remembered Snowflake has it too, so I drew this pic of her (the old version, I know, I know...) prepared for battle with the Unfinished Drawing demons! Huh-huh... I used this pic to improve on my computer coloring skills....see any improvement? Blah....
- Rick Causey's "Sparkle" th' raccoon. Lookit the sparklies!
- Happy Noo Yeeeah. Syncronize Noisemakers! Here's Splunky. HaHahahahaahaaa!! Goodnite.
- As the year 1998 draws to a close, everyone who was born in the year 1978 has now become 20.......... except me. How's this for late, Squee?
- Hey, looks like you have an admirer, Stinken! She hid inside your cake just to meet you! Be cautious, Stinken, for Jill tends to be just a teensy bit........INSANE. Oh yeah, AltarSkunk's in this one too. Stinken © Ken Singshow! Yep, sure is!
- Did this one for one o' me high school's special events. Clockwise from top left: Vanessa Vixen, Slicker Fox, Howie (!!), Mark's little sister Splunky Duck, with Ron "Trapper Ron M.D." Raccoon next to her and Mark (!!) in bed, Ima Stewardess, and Leroy Jenkins.
- Here's my first "PHS Stunt Show" drawing, from 1995. Follow the Polyester Brick Road with Slicker, Vanessa, and her dawg(?) Tito as they search for the Wizard of Id, or sumpin'. But watch out for them flyin' monkeys!! The Wizard of Id © Creators Syndicate, I think...
- HOWIE: Jason wanted Mark and me to get a present for his sister's birthday, so we got her the ultimate all-purpose gift! You know, most people throw these things away. MARK: Yeah, they shouldn't throw 'em away. I hear they taste pretty good, even tho they make ya die...
- Sully's birthday was yesterday (or whatever that day was..)?? Hey, here's somethin for him. Slicker has something for him: either a jug o' moonshine or an Ice Cream Sammich(TM). Decisions, decisions... 8-)
- Super Sunday!! Super as in "SuperMark", that is.... and don't forget the world's most annoying sidekick (next to Burt Ward): DePest!! Excuse me now, I'm going to watch Hansen and the Spice Girls fight now.
- My rendition of Hardrock, the Semi-Psychotic Seal! Some may look at this and say, "THAT's not a *seal*, cuz seals ain't got LEGS!!" But if you ask them to tell you what she is, they won't know. So you can just say, "She's an anthro-seal. They gots legs. So shut up before I smack the taste outta your mouth." Then they'll say "Shut up, Stupid!" And then you'll say, "I know you are, but it takes one to know one!!" Then they..... nevermind. Hardrock is © Natalie's Muffins and Scones.
- Look, Taan, that's YOU! What are you and Vanessa Vixen talking about? Maybe the conversation goes like this: "Laugh if you want, but in another 50 years you'll be as short as ME." Or maybe it goes like this: "You know they're burning churches" "I don't give a damn, I like Popeye's!!" -Joke by Daran Howard. Anyway, I used some fancy-schmancy Photoshop effects again. Taan is © Jessica "Jellystone" Park.
- I won a T-Shirt contest! Here it is! Slicker's on it! Yay. Hope they don't screw up my design when they transfer it onto the shirts...
- Wheee...it WAS Ryan Dewalt's birthday! To celebrate, here's something with Timebase and Howie.
- Yeah, I know I'm not the POC, but I did my OWN li'l Mason 'n' Tremaine B-Day pic. This is what it was like before guys like AltarSkunk ([email protected] attention to this address, there's a guiz later...) and the Giant Cookie arrived.
- These two guys both have their birthdays on June 2. So here they are, in another rather strange .jpg from me! Oh yeah, I should throw these words in for the file search: Trent, Maxwolf, Troll, Maxwell, Wolfen. That should help you file-searchers. Gooday...
- This is the one I did for Matt Burt's birthday. Yeah, I know it's late, quit pointing it out to me!! Anyway, this takes place _after_ Sebrina's pic of Trent, 'cuz here he has an entire cake, while in Sebrina's he only has one piece. Great cake, huh Trent? Trent is (C) Matt Burt
- Happy birthday to that one lop. Yep, tis Trixi! And she's surrounded by some of her fellow bunny-rabbits: Confetti, Kynliod Dewphire, Hip Hare, and Hysteria, who is NOT a bunny-rabbit, but I drew her there cuz I think I'm funny. HaHaHaHAHaHa!!! You're not laughing...Goodnite again.
- Apparently, I have *fans*! Here's one of them. Trixi Bigfoot is © Candy Lewin
- It is not wise to keep a Hysteria waiting.
- Howie T. Cat here! And here's some practice etchings of Vanessa Vixen. Would you believe she is currently over *70* years old? That's right, she first appeared in a 1925 cartoon called "The Hooch Hound" Really! More on this film later. Jason will tell you that *he* created Vanessa in 1995, but he's lying.
- My web comic "Pixelated" has moved to http://members.xoom.com/howiecat as of 1-27-99. So here's a panel from a recent comic featuring Willy. Wheee!
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