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- Watch out, Azy, or you'll---oops! Too late. Now you're stuck with bovine attributes. Don't worry: the effects are onl temporary. I think....
- Cuanu and Jill Jitters in the same pic!! No, I didn't do any "anti-gravity hair" gags... Well, for Cuanu's birthday, Jill got her some caffeine-laden punch and helium-filled balloons. Now they've had quite a bit of the punch, and have inhaled enough helium to make Barry White sing like Mariah Carey, and then they see Altarskunk, and.... Um, hey, look! That Skunk Kit is in my drawings again! Doesn't she know when to say when?
- Another request outta the way... It's Cusak! He's a Husky! Bad husky joke in this pic...bad... Cusak is © by someone who isn't me.
- It's me as Daddy Rich from "Car Wash"! BTW, Jason wanted me to mention something about his being from the same city that Richard Pryor is from, but I'm not gonna do that. This description is about ME, not him. If he wants me to make him seem all special just because he and Richard Pryor are from the same place, he can't come crawling to ME! OK that's it...
- Mark as DC from "Car Wash". Also, my first pic colored with Corel. Mark is © Jason "Lengthy Nickname" Furness.
- It's SAILOR MOBIUS!!! Well, Sailor Mobius after too much time on the net. In *this* pic, Ciseal is "Cattizoid!", the insane, winged, magical Freakacat! Good for her! "Mobius Prism Power!"--um, I mean, "Ooohhh, Catt-Out!!" (catch phrase...)
- Hi there! This is Mark Mallard, and I have some *sniff* terrybowl knews for all of ya.. as you should be able to see in this picture, Howie is *snicker* no longer with us.. *hee-hee* this is so tragic.. *snicker*.. Confetti told me all about it back in June, but I *giggle* couldn't bare ta break th' knews til just now... CONFETTI: Mark! *I* didn't tell you Howie was dead! Stop playing around or I'll have to sick Jokester on ya!
- Extremely belated birthday pic to the guy who created Digo Raccoon. He was born in 1978, just like me! Soon, guys like us will rule the world! Anyway, Ron Raccoon is in this one, too.
- It's the *Back to the 70's* collection! You'd have to buy 1,210 individual albums just to hear all the great tracks included on this *ONE* album! Order your set now starting with "1978" by writing: Afro Puff P.O. Box 18 San Oshkosh, Oklatucky, 49311
- PART 1: Here's an odd little thang from a month ago that I forgot to post...drawn in Pencils and Charcoal, featuring Jill Jitters and the allmighty Ozymandias! Apparently Jill has become a Republican... Ozy © Rain Simpson. Yay!
- PART 2: KattyKattyKatty!! The only Smitemil character I know how to draw.... She's gone Republican too, and it looks like she doesn't share Jill's ideas of what the GOP should be... 'Ittle Katty is still © Emily Smith, last time I checked
- PART 3: Ms. Jitters and Ms. Vyeda discuss important issues concerning today's Republican. ;)
- PART 4: Young Ozymandias just doesn't understand the complex ways of the GOP. Slicker lets him know that He prefers Democrats. **My birthday is December 10th** Meanwhile, Hardrock the Seal can't figure out why Hysteria is even IN this thing, while the readers wonder what I was on when I drew this. Hey, Hardrock, Hysteria, any of this seem familiar to you?? The End.
- ED EAGLE!! Meet Ed, an eagle who, ummmmm, does.. stuff.. that..uh, eagles do... Plus, I know his creator in RL! Ed Eagle © Marty Coats
- Sarah Hammond drew Fookie a few days back! Hooray! Waitaminite, *I* haven't drawn her in over a MONTH!! To remedy this problem, here is the illustrated version of Marty Coats' reaction when I told him about Fookie da Fossa.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EG!! What can I say? I'm a Drooling Foxfire Fanboy! =D Here's EG, Fookie, and some hyooman named Carol with a yummy chocolate cake! And lurking in the background is the evil Shainae. She doesn't look too happy. Maybe it's because she gets even less attention than *Fookie* does around here! Characters © Carol "I'm a year older than I was *last* year" Schneeweiss, artwork by Jason "You gonna eat *all* that cake?" Furness. Once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EG!!! =D ;) =^_^= *smiley face*
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EG!! Azy, that li'l conspiracy leadin' kitty, rounded up a few freinds to celebrate a certain purple foxie's birthday. Lookit the huge present we got her! What's inside? I dunno... all I did was wrap it. Took me 8 hours. *whew!*
- These three ladies have birthdays that are rather close together: P.I. Blueangel gets July 11, Calico Katt gets July 12, and EG Foxfire gets July 14. So here they all are together! EG is eating French Bread for reasons I know and you probably don't. Nyeah!
- I drew this pic of EG about 2 months ago, when I first discovered SCFA. Looks like she's thinking about something. Could it be a big bag of M&M's? Yummy! Or could it be *Shades*??? WOO WOO!! Heh heh, sorry 'bout that, EG...
- I drew this pic of EG about 2 months ago, when I first discovered SCFA. Looks like she's thinking about something. Could it be a big bag of M&M's? Yummy! Or could it be *Shades*??? WOO WOO!! Heh heh, sorry 'bout that, EG...
- And now, here's that pic I drew of some kidz known to absolutely no one as "Joe Muldy" and "Carol Sculler". In today's episode of _The EG Files_, our paranoid protagonists discover that the artist is using Photoshop's "Lighting Effects" option again. Sculler is played by EG Foxfire wearing a wig, and Muldy is played by Shades the Echidna after having his face dunked into a vat of rubberizing solution.
- When buying a gift for EG Foxfire, consider these facts: She has a fear of clowns, AND a hatred of Gumby. Look, Squonk and Ferris appear in this one! Azy, too! That is all...
- Here it is, Eldria! I was thinkin' "Where does Eldria get all those medals, anyway?" Then I found an ad in one of those magazines Abacus Jura reads. Why, she produces all those medals HERSELF!! BTW, the medal next to "#1 Fox" reads, "#1 Skunk". Eldria fox is (C) her medal-makin' self, and Abacus is (C) Jason Williams.
- It's Eldria Fox, bearing gifts! She really *did* give me a present. It wasn't literally this big, but I still loved it! *sniff* She nice lady...
- Today is Eldria Fox's birthday! So I drew a clarinet and hooked a young vixen to it. For all you perverts out there who haven't waited for the thumbnail to load, it's NOT what you think. Enjoy, all!
- This is an extremely belated birthday present for Chad Yaffe that has Jill Jitters giving Erica Rose the greatest gift ever(according to Jill).. The desc. is over now, so go look at another picture. Shoo!
- Erica Rose. I told Chad Yaffe I wanted to draw her a looo-o-o-oong time ago. Here it is being! And no, that's NOT a Photoshop spotlight...
- Here's a rather strange painting thing I did once. It has Eric Goodwin's "Eric Skunk" in it, along with Slicker the Fox, Goose-Gut, Vanessa Vixen, and Spitty (Guess which one HE is??) This one's goin' to Fairfax!
- Quick pen drawing of a Splunky from an alternate universe: Evil Splunky! You can tell she's evil cuz she's wearing a leather jacket and dark sunglasses. I hope Ken Penders doesn't kill me...
- Freakafox! ( Snowflake ) on Trick-or-Treating.....she's © Rachel Briscoe, don't-you-know...
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