 I forgot to upload this one, too.  This is a commission I did for M. Carpenter.  The colors look better in real life.  One of these days my scanner and I are going to have to have a long talk.  I'm really happy with how the colors on Chiratani (the coyote), and particularly his face turned out.  Prismacolor pencils + markers.
I forgot to upload this one, too.  This is a commission I did for M. Carpenter.  The colors look better in real life.  One of these days my scanner and I are going to have to have a long talk.  I'm really happy with how the colors on Chiratani (the coyote), and particularly his face turned out.  Prismacolor pencils + markers.
 We got our butts handed to us by Creighton on National Television Monday, but according to the dudes on ESPN, we're still poised to crash the party again this year.  Here's hoping for Sweet Sixteen again or better this year.  GO, DAWGS!  (My next upload will be more dynamic, I promise!)
We got our butts handed to us by Creighton on National Television Monday, but according to the dudes on ESPN, we're still poised to crash the party again this year.  Here's hoping for Sweet Sixteen again or better this year.  GO, DAWGS!  (My next upload will be more dynamic, I promise!)
 Sexy, magical #Vagrant character of mine.  Jaguars have too many spots...  There were a zillion ways I could have finished this, but I chose Illustrator.  I think it turned out pretty well.
Sexy, magical #Vagrant character of mine.  Jaguars have too many spots...  There were a zillion ways I could have finished this, but I chose Illustrator.  I think it turned out pretty well.
 13 hour day at work Saturday.  Huskerly Bob makes a profound statement about my own personal feelings about that day.
13 hour day at work Saturday.  Huskerly Bob makes a profound statement about my own personal feelings about that day.
 For the trading post.  2.23 of Dravalen's three forms.
For the trading post.  2.23 of Dravalen's three forms.
 T-shirt design for a fictional country grocery store done for a class.  This is the kind of classwork I love to do.  This will be iron-on/heat transfer on white, so there weren't any color limitations.  That isn't the font I'm supposed to use eventually, but I don't own the one my group picked out, and this one doesn't suck like the font I'm supposed to be using..Albertus, blech.  Zigs, Microns, + Photoshop 6.
T-shirt design for a fictional country grocery store done for a class.  This is the kind of classwork I love to do.  This will be iron-on/heat transfer on white, so there weren't any color limitations.  That isn't the font I'm supposed to use eventually, but I don't own the one my group picked out, and this one doesn't suck like the font I'm supposed to be using..Albertus, blech.  Zigs, Microns, + Photoshop 6.
 No noose is good noose when you're an escaped POW.  Prismacolor markers + pencils.
No noose is good noose when you're an escaped POW.  Prismacolor markers + pencils.
 Behold, the Bison.  Gentle giant of the American West.  :P  Grant Haggard will shoot you for free if you make him mad.  How nice of him!  (http://www.the-vagrants.com)
Behold, the Bison.  Gentle giant of the American West.  :P  Grant Haggard will shoot you for free if you make him mad.  How nice of him!  (http://www.the-vagrants.com)
 Jed is a very blond wolf mans!  This is the best thing I've been able to draw in weeks, and it still doesn't have a background.  In case you were ever dying to draw Jed (I don't know why you would be), here's colors he is, as well as typical clothes.  This is the un-nippled version of the picture.  If you want the nipple version, you'll have to ask me if we are both in the IRC at the same time.
Jed is a very blond wolf mans!  This is the best thing I've been able to draw in weeks, and it still doesn't have a background.  In case you were ever dying to draw Jed (I don't know why you would be), here's colors he is, as well as typical clothes.  This is the un-nippled version of the picture.  If you want the nipple version, you'll have to ask me if we are both in the IRC at the same time.
 Quick illustrator drawing of Jed.  Somehow I managed to capture a lot more of the sort of haughty arrogance I associate with Jed than I normally do for some reason.  In other words, I like how this turned out.
Quick illustrator drawing of Jed.  Somehow I managed to capture a lot more of the sort of haughty arrogance I associate with Jed than I normally do for some reason.  In other words, I like how this turned out.
 Again, this isn't really supposed to be political.  It's sort of faux-political, since it's supposed to look like propaganda ads but doesn't really say anything.  Silkscreen, for a class.  image © J. Stoncius, 2004.
Again, this isn't really supposed to be political.  It's sort of faux-political, since it's supposed to look like propaganda ads but doesn't really say anything.  Silkscreen, for a class.  image © J. Stoncius, 2004.
 Whoops, forgot to upload this one.  This is symbolic of my quest for cheese puffs that don't get orangey stuff all over my fingers.  The lion is the cheese puffs, and the window is Kroger's.  I am TEH PROFOWND.  (actually, I just wanted to draw a lion priest character.  I might draw more of him)
Whoops, forgot to upload this one.  This is symbolic of my quest for cheese puffs that don't get orangey stuff all over my fingers.  The lion is the cheese puffs, and the window is Kroger's.  I am TEH PROFOWND.  (actually, I just wanted to draw a lion priest character.  I might draw more of him)
 Jackalishthing for my website, whenever I get that done.  I like how it turned out.
Jackalishthing for my website, whenever I get that done.  I like how it turned out.  
 Obligatory artist photo.  I'm the one on top.
Obligatory artist photo.  I'm the one on top.
 Evil kitten, based on my own kitten, Dante.  It'd make a good sticker, I think.  Except he could say vulgar things instead of "nyao."  The asymmetry bugs me...maybe I'll fix it eventually.  Illustrator.
Evil kitten, based on my own kitten, Dante.  It'd make a good sticker, I think.  Except he could say vulgar things instead of "nyao."  The asymmetry bugs me...maybe I'll fix it eventually.  Illustrator.
 I pretend to be a graphic designer for the trading post this week...
I pretend to be a graphic designer for the trading post this week...
 Having a werewolf in your fraternity would either be really cool or really sucky.  On the one hand, you could have him eat the pledges if they screwed up...but on the other hand, if he decided to take all the beverage, you couldn't really stop him.  This guy is either eating the pledges or bogarting the beverages, as he seems to be developing a gut.  Oh well. Time for crunches, Mr. Howlypants! (microns + photoshop + stale pose)
Having a werewolf in your fraternity would either be really cool or really sucky.  On the one hand, you could have him eat the pledges if they screwed up...but on the other hand, if he decided to take all the beverage, you couldn't really stop him.  This guy is either eating the pledges or bogarting the beverages, as he seems to be developing a gut.  Oh well. Time for crunches, Mr. Howlypants! (microns + photoshop + stale pose)
 OMG!!!!!!!  RUN JED RUN!!!!!!  FROM TEH GIANT MANNIPPLE!!!!!!  (proof that I am insane and IRC is not the proper medication for my mental affliction)
OMG!!!!!!!  RUN JED RUN!!!!!!  FROM TEH GIANT MANNIPPLE!!!!!!  (proof that I am insane and IRC is not the proper medication for my mental affliction)
 I was talked into doing a strip for the summer semester of the college paper.  On one hand, I didn't get paid (if I'd been paid, I'd have made around 150).  On the other hand, I did learn a lot about deadlines and why you shouldn't procrastinate.  Also, humor is hard to come up with all the time.  In this strip, Jackal combats an evil prairie dog who tries to ruin his tan.
I was talked into doing a strip for the summer semester of the college paper.  On one hand, I didn't get paid (if I'd been paid, I'd have made around 150).  On the other hand, I did learn a lot about deadlines and why you shouldn't procrastinate.  Also, humor is hard to come up with all the time.  In this strip, Jackal combats an evil prairie dog who tries to ruin his tan.
 For those of you who like clean art, here's a clean pic of Jed.  I've been doing so much junk for school that I haven't gotten to work much with my Real Media (needed for commissions), so this was some practice with prismacolor markers and pencils to shake out the cobwebs...
For those of you who like clean art, here's a clean pic of Jed.  I've been doing so much junk for school that I haven't gotten to work much with my Real Media (needed for commissions), so this was some practice with prismacolor markers and pencils to shake out the cobwebs...  
 JAZZY!
JAZZY!
 Like French, but not!  Honh honh honh!  Microns, Photoshop, caffeine.
Like French, but not!  Honh honh honh!  Microns, Photoshop, caffeine.
 I like ducks.  They're just ducky.  Comrade.  The letterspacing bothers me to my very heart's core.  Oh well.(illustrator)
I like ducks.  They're just ducky.  Comrade.  The letterspacing bothers me to my very heart's core.  Oh well.(illustrator)
 My eyes died for this.  The orange is less bright than originally intended, because by the time I was done inking, I'd given myself all kinds of eyestrain.  All purpose graphic, to suit my needs as, uh, needed.  Microns and Illustrator.
My eyes died for this.  The orange is less bright than originally intended, because by the time I was done inking, I'd given myself all kinds of eyestrain.  All purpose graphic, to suit my needs as, uh, needed.  Microns and Illustrator.