It's the pic I sent to Hysteria on her birthday! Those gray thangs that used to come with Kit-Kats will soon become quite valuable, since they don't make them anymore. Kit-Kat © Whoever; Hysteria © The Miyamoto Crushed Berry-Juice Co.
hysbday.gif - 1997-08-06
Just another one of my black-and-white scans that I later colored on the computer. It's that annoying children's show host, Ichabod the Magic Snail! Or, the living manifestation of my modem. Ichabod is © Me, name created with help from Marty Coats.
ichabod.gif - 1997-08-18
Illinga! That little deer whose name I probably can't pronounce. She's © Ken "Those Phillies!" Stone.
illinga.jpg - 1997-07-31
Ha! I *meant* it when I said I'd get even with Jason for drawing me as a cow! So I posted this self portrait of himself! Hahaha!! He told me he never, *ever*, wanted this pic to be displayed *anywhere*!! Serves him right!! Oh, BTW, his name is pronounced "fur-NESS". And YOU thought it was "Furnace" all this time, didn't you?? Mwahaha!! I've been stringing you along!! Hahaha!!! Um...*ahem*...
jason_f.jpg - 1997-08-17
Ahh... it's a quickly-drawn belittled --er-- beLATED birthday drawing for AltarSkunk. Hey, Jill's back!
jillaltr.gif - 1998-07-17
Jill Jitters during the early hours of AltarSkunk's B-Day party, spiking the punch. With caffeine, of course. And looky! Vicki's nameless skunk kit is innocently preparing to down the caffeine-laden beverage. *Someone's* gonna be up for a few hours/days/weeks....
jillkit.jpg - 1997-07-17
Geez, it's early in the morning. And looky! Jill and the Skunk Kit are STILL awake! And knowing the caffeine content of all that punch they drank, they'll be deprived of sleep practically indefinately. Thanx 2 Mr. Albert Temple's Albany Anthrocon-goin' self for the "feet don't touch the ground" idea! Well, I just wasted my daily allowance of uploads to-day, so see you all later.
jillkit2.jpg - 1997-07-17
And now, my new skunk character, Jill Jitters! I created her during a recent Fifi La Fume kick I've experienced. Jill loves money and CAFFEINE! Tell Haley Hedgehog t' watch out for her stash o' Jolt Cola!! Haley © Candy Lewin, and Jolt © whoever owns it.
jill_1.gif - 1997-05-30
Yes, Jill is yet another skunk around here who has anti-gravity hair. Here, she tells the observant Raccoon Kid her own personal method for keeping her hair up. It's simple, really.
jill_2.jpg - 1997-06-11
Ever heard a Spice Girls song in Elevator Muzak format? I have. Twice. Oh yeah, here's another Jill pic-ture. Hey!
jill_ick.jpg - 1998-07-31
Hey, Julie! Kiss th' teenage years away! It's still her birthday here in the central time zone, so here's a last-minute gift I would have uploaded earlier if it weren't for my brother. :p Oh yeah, Hysteria's alternate name comes from a running gag on some newsgroup. You can stop reading this now. Go play with your mouse now.
julie.gif - 1998-08-05
Hey you! Meet the "B-Day Trio"! So called because they're three youthful females whose birthdays are quite close together. First is P.I. Blueangel holding a horseshoe of some sort for good luck. You know, 7? 11? What, you want she should hold a Slurpee instead?? Next: a cat with a vest.
july-11.jpg - 1999-07-13
It's Cali doing something with her hands! I don't know why, though. But she has a red vest! Next: someone purple.
july-12.jpg - 1999-07-13
The last of this series... EG Foxfire! Yes, you EG. Looks like you're the youngest of the Trio! That's something you'll be able to brag about by the time the three of you turn 80. >;-) Oh yeah, and it's "French Prison Day" too, or whatever. EG was made up one day by someone with a long last name.
july-14.jpg - 1999-07-14
OK, this is what happened. Howie made a little comment about that Katlin Vyeda character being cute and Mark overheard it. So Mark teased him about it, and much fighting ensued. During the fight, they spilled Beefaroni on my prized life-size statue of EG Foxfire! So I decided to retaliate by blackmailing them with an extremely embarrasing pic of them. But before I could, Ittle Katty herself, after hearing that Howie & Mark's quarrel was over HER, rushed over to meet her "fan club". At least they've stopped fighting. ^_^
katklub.jpg - 1997-10-13
Ok, here's Kompy with yet ANOTHER cake, and Jamaru with something new to show off. They are both © some 16-year-old. Oh, and when you get your license, watch out for EVERYONE on the road, not just the little old ladies! Here's a Rule of the Road that I stole from George Carlin: "Everyone driving slower than you is an idiot, everyone driving faster than you is a moron." Happy Driving, or something!! Keep watching those 50-year-old films in Driver's Ed! Especially the gross ones where they show guts.
kompyjam.jpg - 1997-11-22
And here's a simple drawing for the now slightly-older Kompy! It's also a little experiment in shading. It reminds me of the drawing Kompy drew for MY last birthday. I'm hungry. Buy me a pizza.
kompy_bw.gif - 1998-11-21
Scatterstar Galactica's answer to Craig Kilborn, Kurt Russel "Scatter" Diehl, having um...."fun"...in a winter wonderland. BTW, all the snow around here is STILL gone....
kurtpole.jpg - 1998-02-27
Is Azy again! She's laffin' at something. Part of a request I'm working on.
laff1.jpg - 1998-06-19
Here's Kompy laffin' at something! Part of a request I'm working on.
laff2.jpg - 1998-06-19
It's Lucky (on de left) and Jill Jitters (on de... isn't it obvious?)! I made this design into a coffee mug last year for me mother on Mother's Day. It's sort of an in-joke. ^^ And now, YOU can buy this image as a mug at the store on my homepage! Or not...
luckjill.jpg - 2003-03-29
Here's Lucky, the toony version of my RL cat! She turns *9* on June 4. (Just in case any of you feel like drawing a birthday pic of her) Why does the name "Matt Burt" keep floating around in my head?
lucky1.gif - 1997-06-03
Lucky thanks Sibby and Lazarus Rat for the gift of catnip! Would've posted this sooner, but it took a while to drag her away from her gift.
lucky2.jpg - 1997-06-18
My pet cat Lucky just turned 10 years old this June 4th! Like she even cares... anyway, here's a drawing of the cartoon version of Lucky, who officialy turns 10 on July 16, 1998. Wow.
luckyarn.jpg - 1998-06-05
"Wax on, Wax off." -Pat Morita. Hey, evryone! Mark Mallard here, with a advertizemint for my school of Kay-rahtee! Be sure t' watch my friend, Dragonfly Jones, on "Martin"! BTW, this AIN'T a drawin'. It's an *etchin'*! Wu-Tang Clan & Dragonfly Jones (C) their copiewright owners, if inny.
mark1.gif - 1997-05-31
This one's deddykated t' evryone who wants help on drawin' duck bills! Or MINE, at least...
mark2.gif - 1997-06-18
My Valentine's Day sucked. Here's a pic anyway of Ciseal playing "Cupid". It also features Mark getting shot in the boo-tay. This drawing is based on an idea I stole from Jamal Hannah. Goodnite!
markangl.jpg - 1998-02-15
I created Mark Mallard in June 1989, so I guess it could be his 8th birthday today! Splunky, Mark's little sister, gives him a birthday greeting. You other SCFA artists can give Mark birthday greetings too, also!
markbday.jpg - 1997-06-20
It's Mark, and he's looking at his hand! Some fun, huh?? 8-D
markhand.jpg - 1999-05-31
It's a buh-layted b-day greetin' to that Rittz guy! And I got 'im a gift I bet NO ONE ELSE thoughta! I hope he likes it... Rittz is © Cracker Man's alter ego.
markritz.jpg - 1997-08-31